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ROB The Robot

ROB The Robot

Regular price $247.50 USD
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A robot walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender says: We don't serve robots. The robot replies: Someday you will.

Two robots run in to a bar, the third one had a better driver

What does a robot do after a one-night stand?  It nuts and bolts.

I don't get computer jokes, not one bit.

How do you annoy a robot?  Push all of its buttons.

 

A guy walks into a bar, and is greeted by a robot.

The robot says, “What’s your drink”? The man replies, “Whisky”. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ”? The man says 150. The robot then pours his whisky and proceeds to talk to the man about the space time continuum, time travel, and the multiverse. The man finishes his drink, and leaves the bar.

As he was walking out, he thought, “I’m gonna try that again, see if I get a different response.” So he walks back in and the robot asks him again, “What’s your drink?”. The man again says “whisky”. The robot asks him for his IQ, and this time the man says 110. The robot pours his drink and begins to talk about nascar and normal people talk. He finishes his whisky and exits the bar.

He gets the idea to try it again. He walks back in, and again the robot asks him “What’s your drink?”. The man says “Whisky”. The robot asks “What’s your IQ?”. The man replies “50”. The robot pours his drink and says “You still upset Hillary lost?”

He gets the idea to try it again. He walks back in, and again the robot asks him “What’s your drink?”. The man says “Whisky”. The robot asks “What’s your IQ?”. The man replies “5000”. The robot pours his drink and says “Wubba lubba dub dub."

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